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January 02 | 62 notes
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Relationships nowadays are like fast food, people are so quick to get what they want, they don’t appreciate the effort that has been put into getting it. But still; in both cases they get fat.
Work
November 17
November 06
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Hair of the dog? That’s like going back for more rape?
Colleague
November 06
November 03
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The sandwiches look like they have been molested.
On sainsburys food.
November 03
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I hope she looked better last night than she did this morning.
October 17
